Humor
It’s just human nature
Communism obviously can’t work because if things are free, people take more of everything than they need. For example, I have free water at my house, so I just leave all the taps on and keep drinking and drinking until I develop hyponatremia. It’s human nature, buddy
Negotiator
When you sent Qui-Gon for a simple negotiation, but he returned with a slave boy won in illegal races
Aragorn
Aragorn: “is there no other way for the women and children to get out of the cave“?
Legolas in the background: “stupid table“
Whyyyyyy?!
All I do is work and sleep but I never have any money and I am always tired
Well you can’t argue with that
Genie: “You have 3 wishes“
Me: “I wish I was always right”
Genie: “Ok, you have 2 more wishes”
Me: “No, I have 3”
*Genie
Lyle Lanley’s the name
Whatever this man tells you, do NOT let him sell you a monorail.
Basically every time
Basically every time we eat dinner my dog starts bawling so we got her a chair so she could be included and she hasn’t cried since