Memes

It’s just human nature

Communism obviously can't work because if things are free, people take more of everything than they need. For example, I have free water at my house, so I just leave all the taps on and keep drinking and drinking until I develop hyponatremia. It's human nature, buddy

Communism obviously can’t work because if things are free, people take more of everything than they need. For example, I have free water at my house, so I just leave all the taps on and keep drinking and drinking until I develop hyponatremia. It’s human nature, buddy

Oh no…

BELLA RAMSEY SLAMS MOTHERCARE AND DEMANDS AN URGENT REBRAND TO BE ‘INCLUSIVE,’ CLAIMING THE SHOP'S NAME IGNORES THE REALITY THAT NOT EVERY MOTHER IS FEMALE

BELLA RAMSEY SLAMS MOTHERCARE AND DEMANDS AN URGENT REBRAND TO BE ‘INCLUSIVE,’ CLAIMING THE SHOP’S NAME IGNORES THE REALITY THAT NOT EVERY MOTHER IS FEMALE

Parrots are cool

I used to date a girl who had a parrot. Fucking thing never shut up. The parrot was cool though

I used to date a girl who had a parrot. Fucking thing never shut up. The parrot was cool though

Negotiator

When you sent Qui-Gon for a simple negotiation, but he returned with a slave boy won in illegal races

When you sent Qui-Gon for a simple negotiation, but he returned with a slave boy won in illegal races

Aragorn

Aragorn: “is there no other way for the women and children to get out of the cave“?
Legolas in the background: “stupid table“

Whyyyyyy?!

All I do is work and sleep but I never have any money and I am always tired